Here is a cute email that was forwarded to me. Don’t know who the original author is. But totally worth sharing.
Enjoy!♥
1. Aspire to be Barbie — the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits — buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt.… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? — Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down — just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here..
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 –turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
Are you looking for something fun and free to do in San Diego this weekend?
Well…why not drive down to the beautiful Balboa Park in San Diego for the 13th Annual Celebrate Dance Festival founded, produced and hosted by Eveoke Dance Theatre.
LaDiego will be opening the festival on Friday, August 21st with 3 works including a new piece titled: Adrenaline. LaDiego, has participated in CDF since 2004 since the company was 1st established.
When: August 21–23, 2009
Where: At the Casa Del Prado Theatre in Balboa Park
Friday — 6pm Opening Reception & Performances begin at 7pm to 10pm
Saturday –11am to 10pm
Sunday –11am to 9pm
For Artist info, go to: http://www.eveoke.org/cdf/artists.htm
For schedule info, go to: http://www.eveoke.org/cdf/documents/CDF09ScheduleWeb.pdf
More info on Celebrate Dance Festival: Celebrate Dance Festival promotes the regional dance community to residents and tourists of San Diego by presenting performances, classes and workshops in a wide range of styles, ethnic backgrounds and abilities, at no charge to the public, in an accessible center for arts and culture, Balboa Park.
Mission: Celebrate Dance Festival seeks to enrich the cultural heritage of our region and promote San Diego as a cultural destination.
A Brief History: Eveoke Dance Theatre founded the annual, free Celebrate Dance Festival in 1996 with support from Balboa Park. Eveoke has used many different locations throughout the park, while the 600-seat Casa del Prado Theatre and the outdoor Prado Stage have continued to be the anchor attractions for many festival events. Street performers, photo exhibits, dance classes, workshops and lectures have augmented more than 75 performances during the 4th weekend of August each year.
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I have absolutely no words. If you haven’t seen already, you will be amazed. ♥